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If you've ever wanted to regain the powerful, almost-embarrassingly stiff "Swang!" you had as a young man . . . and to do so without the absurd expense or toxic, health-destroying effects of hard-on pills, then this will be the most important message you will ever read.
Here's what this is all about: My name is Tod Faassé. The fact that you’re here reading this page means you are one of 30,000,000 other American males suffering from the same problem embarrassing challenge . . . the all too common plague of "Erectile Dysfunction."
Iíll Never Forget When It First Happened To Me
I've always prided myself on my ability to sexually satisfy the women in my life. But then one night it happened . . . all my dating skills, confident promises and persuasive male prowess that had led me up to that moment were of no help. I felt like I had misrepresented my masculinity and I felt embarrassed for myself. No matter what words of consolation she used, I felt like a cad . . .
I had given her every reason to expect the frills of unbridled passion, but there she was trying to hide her disappointment and sense of guilt. No matter what I said, I knew she felt somehow responsible for my inability to follow through . . .
Instead She Got The Cold Fish
I was in a silent panic, because you see I was hoping this would be the beginning of something that would last. I tried to tell myself that I just put too much pressure on myself, that I was just nervous because I wanted more than anything to please her and impress her.
Perhaps you can relate to how awful I felt.
She expected a masculine tiger in bed and I turned out to be a tired old house cat begging to be let back in, just one more time.
I promised it was a fluke and I assured her that she turned me on. Then I started to make lame excuses about stress at the office and that this really wasn’t me at all . . .
I was lucky she didn’t seem to hold it against me and she said we’d try again in the future . . . a week later the same thing happened again.
I felt my manhood dwindling away and the relationship I had dreamed of all my life was right in the palm of my hands . . . but I was helpless.
Days and weeks would follow and I could see in her eyes that she was drifting away. That last thing I needed was to worry about her going to another, younger man, to confirm her sexuality and appeal.
This seemed to bring out the worst in me and that wasn’t going to help me in the end. I became depressed and then I got desperate . . .
I crossed a line I never thought I would cross . . .
I Pried Open My Wallet And Bought Me Some Of Those "Magical Blue Pills"
The problem is they worked too well. You might say well how could that be? She was amazed by my come back. One day I’m throwing gutters and the next day I’m bowling a 300! She was exuberant and even proud that she finally turned her man on.
But there was nothing spontaneous about it . . . I seemed more concerned about what “time” we would do it next so I could pop the “magic blue pill” at the right moment. Believe me, you don’t want to take a boner-drug too early or too late . . . butthat’s another story.
I played out my charade as long as I could, but I was too proud to tell her it wasn’t me, that it was a drug. Plus I didn’t like the negative side effects, the nausea and weakness I would experience afterward and worst of all was the sense of emotional detachment I had developed.
I wanted to find the real solution, so I could feel like myself again.
I Didnít Want To Condemn Myself To Being Chemically Dependent . . . I Felt Like A Sex Addicted Junky . . . Waiting For My Next Fix.
There was something important missing that being naturally responsive in bed had to offer. Plus having to pan out more than $10 a session made me feel like I was just a chemical manwhore being pimped out by Big Daddy Pharma. I hated making the drug corporations rich at the expense of my physical and emotional health.
. . . I knew my health was at risk and the “magic sex pills” were taking their toll on my liver and kidneys. But the worst thing was what would she think if she ever found out what I was doing, I loved her and I couldn’t play this dangerous game any longer . . .
It Just Wasnít The Same . . .
What had I lowered myself too? I was deceiving the woman I loved by chemically inducing an artificial erection that made me feel like a machine doing the “act” of sex. But where was my sensuality? Where was that love making passionate tiger of my youth? Where was the inner Adonis I wanted her to know and admire?
I Just Wanted To FEEL Like Myself Again, The Real Man She Deserved, The One She Fell In Love With In The First Place.
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I finally decided to put the kibosh on the "chemical cure", the expensive side effects . . . and the self humiliation. I knew there had to be a reason for my E.D. and a natural solution to my dilemma, anything that would help me get back my pride and the sexual vigor of my youth.
To be honest I was skeptical but determined. I researched everything you can imagine and more . . .
• The Pumps (too risky)
• The Straps ( to risqué)
• The Hyped up, gas station gimmicks (gave me jitters)
And a whole industry of ineffective and maybe-even dangerous snake oils and designer drugs being peddled by unethical shysters trying to suck the dough out of my pocket. I almost gave up . . . I almost resigned myself to a pitiful fate.
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I opened the report, got to reading and, the very next day, put all the powerful advice and simple techniques Joe and his medical research team laid out to work.
And now? Now I've ditched the pills, the shame, the humiliation, the cost, the guilt and the side effects. Now I've got what my Fiancée and I like to call the all-natural . . .
"Back Of The Bus Boner"
Why? Because it's as firm, natural and almost-embarrassingly hard as it was when I was a 15-year old kid sitting in the back of the school bus behind Tammy W., admiring her blue eyes and fuzzy sweater.
Come-on guys you all know what I’m talking about! You know the kind of spontaneous boner that you were praying would go away before the bus would stop and you had to stand up in hopes that your lunch box would hide your enthusiastic but innocent adolescent libido?
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Do you remember how it feels to get hard -- rock hard -- just from getting smiled at by a pretty girl?
Do you remember the satisfaction of giving the love of your life . . . orgasm after mind blowing orgasm, practically forcing a satisfied, Cheshire cat smile across her face?
Do you remember showing her just how hot and beautiful you think she is. . . and knowing that it's YOU and just YOU doing all the "work"?
Do you remember the pride you had going into work every morning knowing you’re probably more potent and alive than guys 20 years your junior?
Do you remember what it's like to have to be careful what you wear and what you brush up against, knowing that even the slightest pressure could give you a stiff, hard-on and ready for action, that proverbial “SWANG” in even the most inappropriate setting?
You can imagine what it's done for my relationship to have passionate, sexually satisfying Honeymoon Sex night after night after night?
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Here's What I Learned (And What You Will Too) When I Opened Up My Copy Of Joe Barton's Erectile Dysfunction Remedy Report: How To Cure Your E.D. Naturally Without Drugs:
The real (and scary) truth about Sidenafil . . . the so called "wonder drug" that put a smile on Bob Dole's face in those Viagra commercials . . . and why millions of men around the world are playing Russian Roulette with their heart every time they pop one of those little blue pills.
The simple and strange erection producing exercise of "Yoga For Your Kundalini" and how even the laziest guy can quickly master these simple, ancient secrets to practically force a torrent of blood into your penis producing long-lasting, stiff as-a-board erections on command.
Why new thinking in the "hippie science" of Ayurvedic medicine has even white-haired Western Docs rushing to the supermarket to stock up buckets of powerful aphrodisiacs.
Why the modern man is losing more of his erection producing testosterone than previous generations . . . and why replacing that testosterone with even doctor-prescribed shots, pills or patches can actually decrease your sex drive, put you at big risk for prostrate cancer and maybe even drive you to an early grave.
Straight facts on suppositories, penile injections (ouch!) and other extreme impotence "cures" no man ever wants to go through . . . and frightening true stories of what can happen when these unnecessary "treatments" go horribly, horribly wrong.
Why drug induced priapism is the most painful, damaging hard-ons you could ever get . . . and why you never, ever want to get one of these dangerous induced erections.
How to cut through the bull online and discover what damage pumps, straps and constriction devices actually cause.
The wonders of "Kuma Sutra sex" . . . and the lost art of mind-blowing, amazing ancient sexual secrets.
The amazing secret exercise that unleashes the little known but attainable male multiple orgasm.
What the Chinese got right . . . acupressure that you can do at home can radically increase the flow of blood to your penis in mere seconds.
Why aromatherapy skyrockets sexual potency among open-minded men.
Which super foods can blast open the arteries in your penis, creating a 10 lane, hard-as-granite erection super highway.
What common herb is the Italian stallion of herbal remedies . . . and how taking just a small dose of this wonder herb can do wonders for your erections and improve your overall health.
Impotence warning signs and why a soft erection might be a sign of a more serious and maybe even deadly malady.
Why Pulp Fiction was absolutely right about foot rubs . . . and how walking your thumbs down just the right path on your foot can put a "spring" in more than just your step.
Why "thinking with the wrong head" can actually be good for your health.
What women really think when the guy in their bed and is unable to perform . . .
The biofeedback paradox . . . how you can "shock" yourself hard . . . and when and why you should (or shouldn't) consider this electric technique.
5 Steps To Hardness Every Man Needs To Try . . . and the frightening, softening truth that might finally convince you to quit smoking.
Why some women swear that fat guys are better in bed.
How you can laugh your way to firmness . . . and how you can use humor to put a rocket in your pocket and a satisfied smile on your partner's face.
Simple facts on vitamins, what you need, why you need it and how to get the right amount at the right time for the least expense.
Why you should learn to hate free radicals . . . and what you can do to protect yourself from this growing plague of erection destroyers.
The power of "Heart Math" . . . and a ridiculously easy technique you can use right now to activate your “Chi” and experience not just stiffer, firmer erections but more powerful, more satisfying and more frequent orgasms
Why meditation can "wake up" your sexuality, desire and ability to perform wonders in bed. And much, much more!
And much, much more!
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. . . you can continue to empty your wallet into the bulging coffers of the penis pill fat cats, desperately saving up for your fix, turning yourself into a passionless sex robot and knowing (always knowing) in the back of your head that it's not you with the throbbing hard on, it's the drug.
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I know which one I chose, my fiancee and I both thank God every day that I did.
OK, Tod, I'm Interested. But How Much Does It Cost? Honestly? I think Joe's ripping himself off letting this information go so cheap, but the cost of this report is just $39.97 for a limited time . . . less than the cost of even one pack of those little blue pills and nothing at all compared to the cost of the B.S. being peddled by most shysters online.
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